2% Milf


when describing any older chick isn’t hot enough to be considered a full blown milf, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.
“yeah the hr lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, i mean shes not hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% milf.

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