2 time
to be s-xually unfaithful to one’s spouse
he thought of 2 timing but dismissed the idea as greater risk. (example of 2 time)
to be unfaithful to one’s spouse
he was caught 2 timing again. ( example of 2 time)
a person who by nature is very compet-tive but inevitably always loses.
james is a 2times loser.
always loses.
tamarra “omg i lost again!!!”
james “thats because you’re a 2times loser”
2x (tōō tīe-mz) to f-ck a b-tch and or to f-ck up a b-tch with a long -ss mother f-cking d-ck. also affiliated with mandingo, fafsa refunds, acts of congress, and other long -ss things. alternatively, the feeling hoes get when a 2 times member f-cks them, also known as the “twice the n-gg- in they guts syndrome”.
karen: i think i might have internal bleeding. i can’t walk without a wheelchair .
bonquisha: you must have have been with one of those guys from 2 times.
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