20 years old
the most pointless age ever. you may as well turn 19 two years in a row. there is absolutely nothing significant about this age except, perhaps, the commonly said “you’re not a teen anymore!” … big f-cking deal. i still can’t legally drink.
“happy birthday, kelsey!.. wow, 20 years old!.. you’re not a..”
“shut the h-ll up.”
“hey, now! only 365 more days until you can..”
“f-ck. you.”
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