20/20 blur
(n) vision that is unclear or distant; caused by poor eyesight in general, and/or being “under the influence.”
1) the eighty year old woman failed the eye test for her driver’s license; she must have that 20/20 blur.
2) i was pulled over by a cop last week. i was drunk out of my mind and had that 20/20 blur; thankfully he just towed my car and drove me home.
3) bro last night i was tripping hardcore on some acid; i couldn’t see two feet in front of me! the worst 20/20 blur i ever had!
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