21st Century Skills
something a college student made up just before graduation to make their resume look stronger to a potential employer.
interviewee: i have 21st century skills.
interviewer: what does that mean?
interviewee: i know how to twitter and stuff. i’m hired now and will get my first promotion next week!
interviewer. get the f-ck out of my office! please. just go.
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