29mbled
when you are so intoxicated, while on a night out , that when describing the condition you are in you type “29mbled” instead of “wombled”. this occurs because you are so out of it you cannot decipher between the ‘number’ keyboard and the ‘letters’ keyboard, therefore typing ‘2’ and ‘9’ rather than ‘w’ and o’
“i spent an extra 20 quid on sambuca shots leaving me absolutely 29mbled”
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