3 holes and a habit
the only thing a stripper ever has to offer when you date her. (the 3 holes const-tute her mouth, p-ssy and -ss…..and the habit is usually a meth habit). other than that she will never have sh-t in her life and is going absolutely nowhere.
this pole dancer at the strip club wanted to get with me, so i asked her what she was bringing to the table and she said the only thing she had to offer was 3 holes and a habit.
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