3 hour sandwich
when you f-ck your b-tch for 3 hours straight and you need a sandwich but your d-ck is to tender to walk so you tell her to make you one.
“yo b-tch, i nailed you so long i deserve my 3 hour sandwich.”
“f-ck your tender d-ck”
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