3 Way By Mass
when you’re having s-x with a girl, who weighs as much as two girls. you’re s-xual experience weighs in as a 3 way…but there are only two people in the bed.
person a: “is john really hitting on that fat chick over there?”
person b: “he’ll be in a 3 way by m-ss soon enough.”
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