.38 Special


a horrible band from the 80s that is a super lame spinoff of lynyrd skynyrd. they wrote songs about f-cking underage girls and being general redneck douchebags. they appealed to hundreds of thousands of dumb-ss sh-ttards mainly throughout the south. they are mistakenly called southern rock by many people, but they are just a worse version of bad company, thin lizzy and your mom.
“hay, letz git sum dip n skoal n bud light n than go to tha .38 special concurt 2nite! we will git us sum yung poontang n have us sum reel redneck fun, roscoe. yeeee-hiiiii!!!”
the most popular revolver cartridge in the world. equivalent in power to a semi-auto’s 9mm cartridge.
.38 specials are called “38s” by gangsters who call 9mm lugers “9 millies” or pistols in general glocks
musical group
-one of the greatests southern rock bands to come about. such hits as “rockin’ into the night”, “hold on loosely”, “caught up in you”, “wild eyed southern boys”, etc.
flourished mostly during the early 80’s after the decline of lynryd skynyrd.
(music) …usually it’s too late when you realized what you had…(end music)

“man .38 special kicks -ss.”

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