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• alchemism

  addicted to finding a way of turning other substances, especially any kind of alcohol, into gold. this gives justification to themselves to continue buying and consuming these substances. is john coming out with us? ‘are you kidding, hes got alchemism!’ oh dear, poor john. john ” i’d come out but i really must drink this […]

• apple betty

  the act of putting apple sauce in a females -ss, and slurping it out with a straw. i don’t know man, some how she talked me into the “apple betty”, now i can’t have apple sauce any other way!

• aquafaba

  the slimy water in a can of beans, usually poured down the drain. used as a revolutionary egg white replacer by those in the know. dude, did you just dump my aquafaba down the drain?! now i can’t make meringues!

• Arabian Pudding

  the act of precisely thirteen arabian men simultaneously -j-c-l-t-ng into a bowl then immediately sh-tting in it afterwards. they then take their erect members and stir it up to make a nice, enjoyable concoction. after the football game my 12 other friends and i went over to ahal-habib’s house and made some tasty arabian pudding.

• assburning

  when you eat any sort of spicy food and your -sshole erupts into flame. dude i had a totally -ssburning experience at taco johns

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