$5 hot-n-ready


a cheap handjob. usually performed in a shady location, such as an alley or a bathroom. originated in philly
“yo i ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! i was hoping to score afterwards, but all i got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom.”

Read Also:

  • power bottom queen

    a girl who likes being on the bottom during s-x, but still is in control and the dominant one. d-mn taylor was such a power bottom queen last night, it was awesome!

  • Onion Porn

    p-rn that’s so good, it makes a grown man want to cry. ( top – of – the – line p-rnography ) d-mn man, i just got done watching some onion p-rn. #onion booty

  • Naight

    the correct spelling of the word night (especially if you prefer aight over ight) see night good naight! it’s 10 o’clock at naight. last naight, i think of you. i want to be your lady baby. #naight #night #nite #knight #12

  • Blind liked

    when someone liked your post regardless if they truly like it or not jessica totally blind liked my post because she so wants my nuts

  • Frosty Coz

    the act of defecating in the the glades, back country, or off the side of a public ski trail. short for “frosty cosby” “these glades are so sick today..p-ss that joint” “yea we are finding it in here…sucks though, i really need to sh-t” “dude…just drop a frosty coz” “i think i will…can you look […]


Disclaimer: $5 hot-n-ready definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.