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• 5/01/11

  the day when the united states kicked down the front door off killed osama bin laden’s mansion and killed his -ss. “dude do you know what date is it today?” yeah its 5/01/11 the date that when we found osama bin laden and shot him in his f-cking head.

• assistrance

  verb: the act of reciting information to customers that you’ve done thousands of times before “i gave this lady -ssistrance with booking a flight because i get that question all the time.”

• ass jacker

  one who tricks people, mostly young boys, into recieving -n-l s-x. -wow after that church overnighter my -ss really hurts and i dont know why! -dude i told you that priest was an -ss jacker. any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a […]

• hold my meat

  1.to express dominance over someone, or 2. as a s-xual acceptance of the other s-x 1. “did you see me dunk on that kid in the game today? i was like, “hold my meat, b-tch.” 2. i saw the hottest girl in cl-ss today. i thought to myself, hold my meat, sl-t.

• assquisition

  to come into possession or ownership of a piece of -ss d-mn bro, emma was one h-ll of an -ssquisition!

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