50’s Man


a wholesome-looking black and white clip art character that has been used in recent years to humorously promote drugs, violence, and alcohol.

by this point in time, he’s a seedy cliché seen on out-of-style book covers, posters, and t-shirts. it’s not funny anymore, guys. it doesn’t make you trendy or ironic, and you’re not sticking it to anything.

it just makes you look like an idiot who gets off on beating dead horses.
50’s man has now gone out of style twice. he is so 2003.

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