55378008

calculater joke i learned in 3rd grade
a woman’s b–bs weighed 69 pounds,
which she though was 2, 2, 2 much.
so she went down 51st street
to see dr. x
he gave her 8 pills…..which left her….

6922251×8= b–bless

55378008
its ‘calculator-speak’ (type the number in the calculator and turn it upside-down) for the word b–bless. probably the most well known phrase typable in a basic calculator.
other words include:
5318008 (b–bies)
58008 (b–bs)
77345 (sh-ll)
710.77345 (sh-ll oil)
318ll345 (shelbie)
7734 (h-ll
07734 (h-llo)
im the coolest person in school person i can type a rude word in my calculator. 55378008
wow… lot’s of variations i’ve never heard of. the only way i’ve ever heard this was with dolly parton.

“in nineteen 69 dolly partons doctor said her t-ts were 2 2 2 big. so he gave her 51 pills to take 8 times a day, and when she woke up in the morning she became b–bless.

6922251 x 8 = 55378008
i also heard this calculator joke in third grade from a friend.
a woman had 69(press 69) b–bs,
which she was 2(press 2), 2(press 2), 2(press 2) much.
so she went to 51st(press 51) street
to visit dr. x (press multiply)
8(ate) press 8) her b–bs and now she’s

6922251×8= b–bless
there was a girl aged 13 who had b–b size 84 but she wanted down to 45, so the doctor said 0 take 2 tablets, but instead she took 4 and that left her b–bless
13844502 x 4 = b–bless, motherf-cker
when typed into a calculator and flipped upside down it reads “b–bless”
hey jane, you are ….-types into calculator and flips-! hahah
once there was a woman who had 69 t-ts it was 222 many for a 51 year old so she went to x who gave her 8 tablets now she b–bless
6922251 x 8 = b–bless

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