56th base
where you go in a time machine and find the past version of you and f-ck yourself whether you like it or not, either way, one of you wanted it
past version of you: i think i might go to bed
present version that timetravelled : mmm h-llo me, s-x time
past version : this is too crazy im being shafted by …myself!
present version: i think i’ll call this 56th base
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