9-ball
(noun) a large sh-t, that when shat, feels like you are p-ssing a 9-ball from your -ss. a 9-ball takes an extraordinary amount of force to p-ss.
common injuries that occur from dropping a 9-ball include but are not limited to: sphincter tears, busted blood vessels in the eyes, hernias, bl–dy nose, and in rare cases death.
guy 1: “hey man, where’ve ya been? your wings are cold.”
guy 2: “i had to drop a 9-ball!”
guy 1: “well that explains the limp and the blood.”
a type of pool played with nine b-lls in a diamond configuration. the point of the game is to get all nine in the pockets in numerical order.
nine ball pool can be seen at 2 o’clock am on espn 2.
an idiot, commonly written as ⑨
cirno thinks she’s the smartest and strongest, but is such a 9 ball.
she is a ⑨.
coqui 900.. its a 40 ounce, that trys to be like st ides, not very good, but it gets the job done
i can always use another 9 ball
nine millimeter bullet
sent a 9 ball spining his way
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