911 call taker
the career of helping people with emergencys that dial 911
the career of dealing with -ss-holes that call 911 when they don’t have an emergency
call taker “911 where is your emergency”
caller “yes officer..are you a dective”
call taker “no sir, i’m just a 911 call taker”
the unfortunate soul who answers 911 calls and is unable to make fun of you for it, or point out how dumb you are.
your neighbor’s lawn tr-mm-ngs are getting on your lawn? the kids are throwing a superball near your car? your 5 year old is out of control and won’t go to bed? your teenager isn’t listening to you? the neighbors bush is too big? mcdonalds didn’t give you exact change? the car in front of you is driving slow on purpose? and it goes on, and on, and on…
911 call taker emergency
my neighbors are playing their tv too loud, it’s 3 in the afternoon and my cats usually take a nap right now…
aaaaahhhhhh!!!!
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