912
an urgent need to defecate. inspired by the stonecutters episode from the simpsons, where the emergency number is 912.
“guys, i need to find a bathroom now.”
“number one or number two?”
“it’s an emergency. 912.”
the real number for emergencies… if you’re a stonecutter.
“and don’t bother dialing 911 anymore. here’s the real number (912).”
the act of applying wall filler to someones b-m crack whilst they are unconscious. this will then leave a smooth finish across their backside which you will then apply women’s foundation to acquire the correct skin tone. the victim will awaken to believing the he/she never had a b-tt crack.
“jack got so drunk last night that we managed to 912 him.”
“jack had such a bad case of diarrhea that we just had to preform an emergency 912.”
912 – is a cl-ssic sports car manufactured by porsche; it means ‘have fun and be cool’ … (it is also meant to shift the stigma off of 911).
she: i’m gonna just be chillaxin’ this weekend.
he: 912
the next big terrorist attack on american soil. guaranteed to be worse than the 911 attack because 912 is 911 plus 1. may or may occur on september 12th.
don’t board a plane, train or bus today, osama is going to unleash 912.
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