96ing
96ing is when you and your partner sleep in a opposite parallel position, clothed, each facing outward to their respected sides in order to avoid all s-xual contact with the other, what so ever, while sleeping and/or reposing in the same bed.
yes, bill and i were 96ing, it was the awkwardest not-f-cking experience i’ve had since i was 16 trying to court various cheerleaders.
69ing, but for 96-year olds.
“omg”
96ing
opposite of a 69. requires 2 people to rub each others -n-s towards the back of the person’s head.
tom: that 96ing positions felt akward last night
karla: yeah, the back of my head smell like p–p
the act of reverse 69ing, where the couple rubs their -ssholes off the back of eachothers heads
billy: my hair was filled with poo particles after 96ing with sarah last night!
the act of masturbating in public, typically while on a p-ssenger plane.
did you hear about neil? he was caught 96ing while drunk on his flight home!
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