99% sure


a phrase used when you think something is right but you really don’t know jack sh-t.
guy 1: is my wife home from here business trip yet? i’m planning on bringin’ some chicks over for a party.

guy 2: i’m 99% sure she isn’t.

wife: i’ve been here all f-cking day you -sshole.

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