999 nevermind
the phone number you give a person who asks for your number, but doesn’t have a chance.
guy 1- hi, my name is jerry(followed by some cheesy pick up line), you think i could get your number and we can hook up some time?
girl 1- ok, sure, it’s 999 nevermind.(followed by a slight head shake and chuckle.)
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