99er

exhausting of all unemployment benefit’s allowed to you by law. 99 weeks of unemployment is the maximum allowed by law in any given state with federal and state extended benefits.
tom’s a 99er and i don’t know how much longer he’ll be able to pay his bills if he does not get a job or some help.
to rub an eraser up and down the back of your hand 99 times, leaving a noticable red mark. usually performed by kids under the age of 12
jason: hey what’s that on your hand?
callum: i was doing a 99er
being elite at the b-ttons or with the ‘in’ group of the virtual hockey world.
tom is really good, he must be a 99er.

nice circle jerk 99ers.
a person who lives or was born in the areas surrounding route 99 in california. where towns are mostly rural and surrounded by farms. known to be extremely boring and slow areas.

bakersfield, fresno, modesto, stockton

“that guy is total 99er, he never been outside of fresno!”
someone who edits players and teams on sports games (ncaa football 09, madden 09, nba live 2k9, etc.) and makes every single attribute, of every single player on their favorite team a perfect rate of 99.
tom: i went over to bill’s house to play madden and i just couldn’t beat him. he was unstoppable.

ralph: i know, the same thing happened to me. he edits the players.

tom: wow, what a 99er.
refers to people who knew absolutely nothing about cycling prior to lance armstrong’s first tour de france victory in1999. they are pr-ne to pontificating on tactics, race history, team profiles etc. like they were the second coming of jacques g-ddet, albeit usually incorrectly. they also are under the mistaken impression that phil liggett is a good commentator.
lazyrider is a 99er.
a burger king ©® product which costs 99 cents..
b-md-ss :whoohoow! hey dude what did you pay for this awesome burger ??
bad-ss: 99 cents f-cker!