9gag wanker
a person who pretends to be browsing 9gag (preferably in public area), but actually he is watching p-rn, and then when he gets caught he just says “i was on 9gag”.
yo, vlad, what are you doing, eh?
-switches tab to 9gag-
i am on 9gag!
you are such a 9gag w-nker, eh!
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