9jizz
9j-zz is when you j-zz in your pants immediately after opening 9gag. these people fap to rage comics and think they are gangsta after using meme phrases like “like a boss” “forever alone” “fap,fap,fap” in public.
matteo: so this guy was like the boss?
robbert: lolololol like a boss #yolo
jenna:ugh he probably just 9j-zzed in his pants.
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