A baster
a dude whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner’s face with man gravy.
janet: i told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
branda: what a baster !
janet: tell me about it, i’m still partially blind !
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