A beaver attempt
to attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.
bloke in pub: here mate went for a beaver attempt with this l-ss last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.
a pathetic attempt at oral s-x. (i.e. it was bad)
or
a failed attempt at getting some.
gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.
a burning in the eyes, nose or throat when beginning to go south of the border on a lady.
how did your date go?
answer: i almost had to call hazmat on a beaver attempt!
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