a brooke
-a brooke is someone who is completely obsessed about there boyfriend/girlfriend.
-someone who would rather put make-up on then save a child from a burning building
-someone who people make fun of all the time
-someone that will get humped so she will feel good about herself
“wheres mary”
“i dunno shes w/ bob still”
“wow what a brooke”
“i know all she does is f-ck him”
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