a burkeyoke
although an incorrect tense of awake, a reference to how people should be aware in current affairs.
“while you are obessing with the kardashians, there are millions of homeless in the world. stay woke”
a state of perceived intellectual superiority one gains by reading the huffington post.
ali is so woke. at brunch she explained how wearing anything other than chuck taylor’s or tom’s is really a microaggression. hey did you get your amy schumer tickets yet?
getting woke is like being in the matrix and taking the red pill. you get a sudden understanding of what’s really going on and find out you were wrong about much of what you understood to be truth.
i understand the extra burden it puts on you but i still feel everyone needs to get woke.
being woke means being aware.. knowing whats going on in the community
(relating to racism and social injustice)
person 1: stop bringing racism into everything
person 2 : your clearly not woke
“being completely deranged, hysterical and seeing one who is an absolute tool and thinks that rooting against the hometown sports team makes them cool among other people. other symptoms include social awkwardness, mullets, and speech impediments.
stop being such a burkey!
nd political environments regarding all demographics and socio-economic standings.
after seeing that someone is completely clueless to the latest political mess:
me: i can’t believe she doesn’t know what’s going on, or why it’s a problem. she is so not woke.
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