A Canadian

ident-ty given by americans while travelling outside the united states.
(anyone outside the united states) whats your nationality?

(american)….um…aw….i’ma canadian!

(anyone outside the united states) ya…sure you are!….lets get him!!
2 more definitions
1. an individual who resides in and is a legal citizen of the northern-most region of north america. the country opposite to the northern border of the u.s.a.

2. characterized as polite persons who frequent the use of poor grammar like “eh?” and “a’boot” but are most recognized by a strong newfoundlander accent that is near imposible to understand even for canadians unless you are in fact a newfoundlander. (for americans it’s kinda comparable to a deep southern american accent or strong boston accent. not in sound just relevancy)

3. realy nice people who typically apologize if you b-mp into them or they b-mp into you.

4. a person who probably wont get beat up or robbed in another country because he is canadian.

5. a person who is believed to live in igloo’s all year long and have pet polar bears and beaver’s.

6. a person who is most likely a stonner and secretly votes for the marijuana political party of canada but never makes it to elections because he is “burning out dude”.

7. a person who is typicaly a big hockey fan.

8. a person from the country where strip joints show you eeeeevvverything… i mean everything.
1.a canadian is any person from: british columbia, alberta, saskatchewan, manitoba, ontario, quebec, newfoundland and labrador, newbrunswick, nova scotia, prince edward island, yukon, north west territories, and nunavit.

2.newfoundlander 1: “tell me where’s your goin’ to so’s i can comes to where you at”
newfoundlander 2: “sure b’y! but dont you go bring’n that there gowdy friend of yers.”
newfoundlander 3: “dis true b’y. he gat da face only a mutter could luv.”

6. politics in canada
stoner canadian 1: “hey dude, it’s election day. who you voting for?”
stoner canadian 2: “it’s election day?”
stoner canadian 1: “yea man! who you gonna vote for?”
stoner canadian 2: “dude i dunno man. i dont watch that stuff. i wouldnt vote for any of them. i dont care.”
stoner canadian 1: “dude, if you dont know who to vote for than just vote for the marijuana party. they wont win any ways. but you never know. one day…”
stoner canadian 2: “dude thats awesome! sure man! lets do this!”
stoner canadian 3: “you guys are so dumb. elections were yesterday.”
stoner canadian 1: “what? why didnt you tell us?”
stoner canadian 3: “too laze.”
code word for a member of an ethnic group you don’t want to/ are not allowed to offend, while talking about them in front of their backs.
because it’s not politically incorrect to make derogatory comments about (a-boot) canadians.
possible root: puerto ricans, africans…
have you met filmore?
who’s that?
a canadian dude that just started in accounting.
ohhhh.