a carlton
a religious douchebag who only cares about himself. lies consistently. gives a sh-t about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. is a giant -ss weaboo. needs to get a life. his girlfriend is his left hand and his right hand is his side b-tch. secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. secretly has a katana collection. blocked a guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull sh-t. showed kids at church how to use a d-ld-. claims to have f-cked a girl but honestly never has. he thinks he’s john snow. thinks he’s also god himself. the name of his religion is thunderc-nts.
hey, don’t be a carlton
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