a castaneda
a lazy, uneducated, slovenly, c-cky, ignorant, self righteous person.
other features:
often physically unappealing (fat and short), nasally voice, and very unhygenic.
almost exclusively a closet h-m-s-xual. this gives feminine qualities, and consequently the lack of reinforcing male qualities.
also, they usually live below their means as a result of inferiority
by definition, the man must be mexican, and although he certainly gives a bad image to the nationality, this definition by no means condones anti-mexican feelings
dios mio, that kid is a castaneda, i can smell him from here.
i always see a castaneda spending his parent’s money on abercrombie clothes to cover his stomach fat.
i heard that kid is a castaneda, why doesn’t he come out of the closet?
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