a cold one


this is an alcoholic beverage that you crack open with the boys, normally takes place on a friday or sat-rday.
girl: wanna come over and smash?
guy: sorry, i’m cracking open a cold one with the boys.
girl: why? you’re always with the boys! its either me or the boys.
guy: we’re done.

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