A Communist’s Sickle
the painful b-n-r of a person who originally thought masturbating back to back was a good a idea who instantly regrets their decision from the painful b-n-r that they can’t get rid of. realizing that masturbating this effectively was only good in theory.
guy 1: so how was last night?
guy 2: not good man. she blue-balled me so i went home and ended up getting a communist’s sickle.
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