a conlon
to attend an overseas festival and get so lit that you mistake the bath tub for a toilet!
then proceed to empty your disgusting septic sh-te from your bowel into the tub whilst stabilising yourself by gripping onto a female companion.
wow! what a conlon
its as if someone exploded a cow pat in a bath
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