A Crunch
a crunch is a serious bowel movement. a bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. one’s day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as crunch time.
nick: oh g-d…
justin: what?
nick: i feel it coming…
justin: what?
nick: omg! where’s your bathroom?!
justin: over there…why?
nick: it’s coming!
justin: what’s coming?!
nick: a crunch!
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