A Current Affair
morons reporting about morons.
tracy grimshaw: the public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
cue sh-tty footage of some male reporter har-ssing baddie at their place of residence.
tracy grimshaw: there’s been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
“expert” (flipping pages): uh well we’ve been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
random cat lady: “my old mittens loves red things.”
street random: “yeah i like cats.”
tracy grimshaw: next week on a current affair…
(or aca) a current affair show (a bit like today tonight) shown on channel 9 in australia. hosted by tracy grimshaw (the one that gordon ramsay called an old ugly pig).
a current affair is just like today tonight, sensationalist pigs!
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