a deer abbott


a deer abbott is a deer that is pretending to be a human. he is usually disguised as a small know-it-all -sshole. if you come across a deer abbott, then befriend him so that nothing weird happens to you. trust us, weird sh-t will happen. the deer is also commonly referred to as ‘abbott’ as deer take a liking to this name. it fits a know-it-all -sshole, don’t you think?
“goddammit, a deer abbott is back again!!”

“stop being such a little sh-t, you a deer abbott!!”

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