A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand
a bl-wj-b is worth the value of two handjobs. frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.
hooker: “okay you got two bl-wj-bs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50”
dude: “what? that’s a bit steep, i thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!”
hooker: “its fair. a d-ck in the mouth is worth two in the hand”
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