a flying start


named after the famous flying start from the breakfast menu of a morrison’s cafe.

when making a cooked breakfast you wrap bacon around your d-ck and crack an egg on top, you then put your toast in the toaster and try to c-m. ideally before the toast pops. you then c-m on the toast and have friction cooked scrambled eggs and bacon.

can also be done with a friend ideally a female to friction cook the sausages.
decided to treat the missus to a flying start this morning. she lapped that sh-t up!

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