a ginjury


a mishap causing physical damage to one’s anatomy as a consequence of the imbibing of a fermented berry tipple.
“where’s harry?”
“unable to attend due to sustaining an injury.”
“in battle.”
“no, he suffered a ginjury on the way home from a night in o’neill’s, your majesty.”

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