A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE
a contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who’s a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate sc-mbag of existence!
pete’s wife aptly labeled him as a “human skidmark on the underwear of life” when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.
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