A Kevin
a bl-wj-b performed under the poker table by a fellow player. the act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. the key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. the act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.
we’ve been playing poker for hours…i could really go for a kevin right about now.
2 more definitions
early manifestation of tourettes in which a person will mutter profanities and claim they could not help themselves.
“the australian pm appears to be akevin”
a person who is dirty, smells of bo, or never takes a shower. a follower, a jocker, a person with no friends.
a lame person in general
d-mn, your dogs a kevin!
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