A little iodine and that thing could walk again
if you’ve ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it’s undercooked, you say “a little iodine and that thing could walk again!”, implying that it’s only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.
waiter: here’s your steak, sir.
customer: -cuts into the steak, sees that it is raw.-
waiter: is everything ok?
customer: actually, no.
waiter: what’s wrong?
customer: weeeell, let’s just say… a little iodine and that thing could walk again.
waiter: oh, no. terribly sorry, sir.
but you know he isn’t sorry. they never are.
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