A Long Winter
while having s-x with a woman, you pull out and stuff 4 to 5 acorns in here v-g-n-. then run out of the room and say “see you in the spring!”
girl 1 : “so i met this guy at a bar last night and i thought he was really cool, but when we started getting into it, my mind changed.”
girl 2 : “why, what happend?”
girl 1 : “i don’t want to talk about it, but this is going to be a long winter”
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