A LOVABLE LAMPSHADE
a lampshade designed in a dark, morbid castle it’s walls damp with infestation. professor rhymölinkinstein is conducting an experiment inside charlies chauliflower wonky factory.
making innovations in scientific engineering by creating many products including;
rubber inflatables,
extra water-proof watering cans,
and furry, lovable lampshades designed to increase maternal bonds between you and your lampshade. you can learn to love it like its your own child or an old man.
the design of the lampshade was inspired by the furry grub grubs found in the australian outback by his alter-ego australian ted.
the grubs grubs are v-g-n- flowers that people pollenate by having s-x with them.
1)”grub in the elevator, grubbing it up til we hit the ground”
2) mmm a lovable lampshade
3)
australian ted: “so dude you comin out tonight?”
professor rhymölinkinstein: “nah dude…i’m getting grubby with my lovable lampshade tonight”
australian ted: “ah fair dude, them lampshade are frodacious”
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