A.M.F.M
another man’s fecal matter
like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are p–p streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for a.m.f.m.
i went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. all i did was urinate, but as i left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and i knew she was going to blame me for a.m.f.m.
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