A.M. logic
plans for your day that only make sense because you aren’t ready to get outta bed.
-alarm clock buzzes at 7am-
head voice: “i got an 8:00am meeting, but its raining out so no one will show up ’til 8:30 anyway.”
-alarm goes off at 7am-
head voice: “if i skip the gym this morning i can squeeze it in tonight after monday night football.”
i thought i could sleep in yet get to work on time if i dressed down and skipped breakfast. a.m. logic is dangerous.
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