A Mike Leach


when you’re hitting it from behind, and donkey punch a b-tch. the said donkey punch results in a mild concussion, at which point you lock her in closet.
where did maria end up last night?

i don’t know, she went home with some dude.

she probably got a mike leach, and is now locked in a closet somewhere.

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