A-million-to-Juan
the odds that a mexican will ever be president of the united states. not to be confused with juan to juan: the odds that if a mexican is elected president, he will be named juan.
pedro: hooray! did you hear the news?
hector: si, juan alvarez is the new president elect!
pedro: si, it was a-million-to-juan shot!
hector: si!
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